   Welcome! I am Bunny Stachelschwein, youngest son of the Earl of Stachelschwein, 13th cousin to Prince Charles and G.W. Bush, and proprietor extraordinaire at your service. Please feel free to browse our display area in privacy, but I caution you: do not enter our storage or private rooms. We gladly accept special orders, should you fail to find a particular item in our stock. Public restrooms are to the right. ensorcelled ring
A diamond is forever...
Ensure your love lasts a lifetime.
Give the one you desire this price-
less yellow diamond, and you will
literally be bound together forever.
Spells ensure you will find each
other in the afterlife, or in a new
incarnation (according to your
belief system).
$50,000.69 per pr | sold only in pairs
( note: Diamond will turn to a lump of coal if placed upon a false love's finger; no returns will be accepted.)
stock item recorded at 09:45 am
 | | | Isabella
June 25, 2005 11:45 PM PDT
*Still topless. She takes a perfect rose from between her teeth*
Mr. Bunny? Jue have seen mi amour Veencenzo?
*looks longingly at rings*
Ho! Zay are beyootiful, jes?
But zay do no force jue to luff, no? No, I do not sink so... nuhsing can make jue luff if jue do not luff, jes?
Veencenzo--he makes mi to smile all zee time. We are liffing een Nirvana, jue know? I yam always to be luffing Veencenzo.
Geeve a leetle kees to Deenk para mi, jes?
*puts rose back between her teeth, exits*
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| | | Bunny Stachelschwein
June 25, 2005 11:28 PM PDT
I would be delighted to set aside that pair for you, Vinnie.
*giggle* I wouldn't worry about Izzie--the ring won't bind that which wishes not to be bound. We believe in free will here at Dunkelzaubern--well, certainly in matters of the heart.
And I think I could just about guarantee these rings won't turn to coal on the two of you.
*claps hands in delight* I can't think of a better pair to sell them to!
Cigar? | |
| | | Vinnie A
June 25, 2005 09:50 PM PDT
*enters shop* Hi Bunny....... *smiles*
I meant to ask earlier but kept forgetting. I'd like to buy a pair of those diamond rings, but need to be sure of something first. I don't want it to spellbind Izzie to love me..... *frowns* .....I guess, what I mean is, I don't want her love to be artificially enforced, you know? But I really do love knowing that we'd always be able to find each other even in the afterlife. She's my heart and soul. But she's got to be able to give, or take away, her love freely.
So, let me know, okay? Yeah..... and can you hold that pair in the far back right of the cabinet? I think they're meant for us........
*stands uncertainly for a moment, exits* | |
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