Welcome! I am Bunny Stachelschwein, youngest son of the Earl of Stachelschwein, 13th cousin to Prince Charles and G.W. Bush, and proprietor extraordinaire at your service. Please feel free to browse our display area in privacy, but I caution you:  do not enter our storage or private rooms. We gladly accept special orders, should you fail to find a particular item in our stock. Public restrooms are to the right.

Crafted by German Artisans in Dresden! Bring pictures of your ancestors (real or imagined), and we'll do the rest. And when they arrive, won't you be surprised and regaled by the family stories they will tell! All those little secrets, so carefully concealed, will now roll trippingly off the tongues of these gossipy porcelain beauties.

Price varies per number of skeletons in family closet  |  unlimited # available

(above: Felix and Gladys Swackhammer, forbearers of Marysville visionary, Myrtle Dungsworthy*)

(WARNING:  Busts are neither shy, nor discreet...your secrets are not safe with them. We suggest covering them when guests are present, or you're engaged in questionable activities.)

*Myrtle, please send someone round to pick them up, pronto! We know what you did last summer...